Thursday, 2 February 2012

I Made Eye Contact with Someone I Don't Know And Now They Probably Think I Think They Are Attractive or Something

       You're standing in line at a store or waiting for the dentist or stuck at a red light. There is nothing else to look at so you look around. You see someone. They see you. You are looking at each other. You don't know each other. You both look away. But now they probably are thinking, "Why was she looking at me? Does she think I'm hott or something? What's her problem?" and you are thinking, "I feel like we're oddly connected now. I wonder if we'll get married. He's not that hott. Oh shoot, he probably thinks I think he's hott. He probably thinks I was looking at him before he looked at me! It was an accident! I SWEAR!!! I'm just going to pretend to text people from now on. Keep your eyes on the phone..."

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