You
are separating after a little rendezvous, you both say your goodbyes and get
into your respective vehicles. After a final glance their direction and a
friendly wave, you are rid of them and drive off. Please, don’t make this mistake!
Let them go first. Pretend to fiddle with your car or take a phone call first,
whatever you do just let them drive away before you go. Because you know what
will happen otherwise. You drive away at the same time after parting and end up
pulling up to the same stoplight. You glance over. They glance over. Suddenly
you are looking at each other only seconds after having said goodbye. Of course
this will be the longest red light ever as well. Do you wave again? Smile? Pretend
they don’t exist? Who knows.
There
is another way this can pan out. It’s called “We Said Goodbye and Didn’t
Realize We Were Parked Beside Each Other a Full Block Away.” Pretty self
explanatory. You say good bye, maybe even HUG! And part. Only you don’t part.
They parked beside you. A full block away. And you have to walk to you vehicles
together. Do you talk some more? This situation gives me chills.
Picture
a Combo Deal: You say goodbye, walk to your cars together very awkwardly, laugh
nervously and say “OK, haha, goodbye FOR REAL this time!” get in your car,
drive away, and end up at the same stoplight together. Sheesh, you might as
well just move in together.
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