Why Danae Are So Dumb?

       One time I got locked out of my house for two hours at 5am.
       One time I ate too much junk food at youth group and threw up at my friend's house and had to wake up her parents and tell them.
       Today, my truck stalled on the side of the road after some strange jerky movements and the engine light went on. Naturally I called for roadside assistance and had them send me a tow truck. I also phoned the chiropractor and cancelled my impending appointment. The tow truck arrived, Tow-Truck Guy ironically said "This sure puts a kink in your day!" (literally. I cancelled the chiropractor right?) and towed me all the way home (oh, how awkward was that half hour drive with Tow-Truck Guy?). Then Tow-Truck Guy charged me $64.00.

       Intelligence Scale 

God

V

Humans

V

Animals

V

Bugs and Worms

V

Grass and Plants

V

Dirt and Sludge and Demented Cats

V

Me

       Why? Because I was just out of gas of course.